brain crack

Pre-zombification, my father was already obsessed with corn. He told me almost every day that corn was in control of us. Corn wants the world to contain more corn, so corn evolves us to agree with it. Corn tells us that we can make sugar out of corn or fuel out of corn or plastic out of corn….

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Here’s the link to the video of John reading it: http://dft.ba/-8a4